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We Run Them In....

A few of us sat down one day and rambled of a few of these....then it became an obsession to see who could out do who. Many thanks to Robbie Herman and Pat Tunley.

A Lolly factory was broken into, Police say there are hundreds and thousands of suspects.

A Telecom factory was broken into and many phones were taken. Police say they do not know who did the burglary, but they know the receivers.

A long-run roofing factory was broken into. Police said they will go to great lengths to get the offenders.

An electrical depot was broken into, Police said they are following several leads.

A Chemist shop was broken into and all Viagra tablets were stolen. Police say they are looking for hardened criminals.

Several Nurseries were broken into, Police say they will get to the root of the problem and weed out the offenders.

Police have a report that a local bank has a large hole in the wall. They are looking into it.

A tyre factory was broken into. At this stage Police are treading lightly.

A local gymnasium was broken into. Police believe they have strong suspects.

Police report that all the toilets have been stolen from the Police Station and that they have nothing to go on.

A local picture theatre was broken into and Police are currently screening the suspects.

A Mannequin factory had an unsuccessful burglary attempt and Police believe the offenders were real dummies.

A local fruit shop was broken into, Police have heard through the grapevine who was responsible.

A local Funeral Directors parlour was broken into, Police are dying to know who did it.

A local Locksmiths was broken into and Police hope to turn the key on the suspects shortly.

A railway station was broken into, Police tracked down the offenders.

A wedding supplies store was broken into, Police will be on garter all night.

The local T.A.B. was broken into, odds are the Police know who did it and they bet they will catch them.

A paint shop was broken into, and Police believe the offenders may have had a brush with the law before.

A local hairdressers was broken into, Police are now combing the area.

A local quarry was broken into, Police say the offenders are getting boulder.

A tent store was broken into and the offenders decamped. Police are now canvassing the area.

A factory which makes sun block was broken into, Police are appealing for information.

A Museum was broken into, Police believe the offenders have a long history.

Many heavy granite headstones have been stolen from the local cemetery, Police have grave fears that the offenders may get hurt.

A bicycle shop was broken into and a Police spokesman said obviously someone was pedalling in stolen goods.

A Tree Doctors depot was broken into, but so far Police are stumped.

A Wallpaper factory was broken into, Police believe the offenders may have been sizing up the place for some time.

A computer store was broken into, Police are hoping to net the offenders soon.

A Tampon factory was broken into, and Police say it is not uncommon for this to happen at this time of the month.

Many pubs have been broken into lately, and Police believe the offenders will soon be behind bars again.

A factory which produces road signs has been broken into, Police state they will not stop 'till they get the offenders.

A Bra factory was broken into, but Police believe they are keeping abreast of the situation.

A local distillery was broken into. Despite the theft, Police say everyone is in good spirits.

A factory which makes glass eyes has been broken into and Police are at a nearby school talking to a group of pupils.

A winter sports store was broken into, Police believe the offenders are skating on thin ice.

A company which produces chess pieces was broken into, Police are waiting to the offenders' next move.

A company which makes sun block was broken into, Police are appealing for information.

A company which makes ladders was broken into, Police believe this will be an extended enquiry.

The company which makes Vicks Vapour Rub was broken into, Police say it will be some time before local residents can breath easy.

A building where Polyfilla is made was broken into. Police interviewed the offender and found gaps in his story.

A large quantity of hay bales were stolen and the offender apprehended. So far his story doesn't stack up.

A soap factory was broken into, Police believe the offender was a clean skin.

A number of builders levels were stolen from a construction site and the offender apprehended. Police believe he is not being straight up with them.